I went to see that new Emma Stone movie at the town opera turned occasional movie theatre. Before the feature film, they showed a short that revolved around women dining on cabbages that contained babies. The babies were being produced in an elaborate factory under the house itself. I couldn't tell you how it ended though, I was busy texting my partner about how I'm watching a movie where women are dining on cabbages that contained babies.
About halfway through the feature movie, a bat started circling in front of the projector. Big wide circles, taking up almost all of the space between audience and ceiling. I wanted to take a video of it to share. I wanted to get people's heads in the shot too, their movements following the bat. Maybe the microphone would pick up their accented wonderment and viewers might think I'm in some hip european city living some hip life that involves cinema, community and spontaneous bite-size moments. With Emma's softly blurred tits in the background, this video could even go viral.